Refund a Fax

Cust: Can i send a fax to this number?
Me: Of course is 20 cents
Cust: But i don't know if they really need this fax on the other side, do i get a refund if it was not needed?
Me: Only if you travel back in time..

Drill is power!

Customer enter showing an iPhone open with a drill to remove its battery.
Cust: Yesterday the phone didn't turn on, but i try to open it but the battery was sealed!
Me: But why didn't you try to recharge its battery?
Cust: Because i forgot the charger at Work!

Technology fix everything!

Cust: Hello i need to request a medical prescription for medicine XYZ
Me: Well sir someone would say that smartphone are drugs but i guess you need another kind of store..

New form of Energy

Cust: My phone keep getting signal from Slovakia and paying more for that.
(That's ~500km away and with a lot of mountain in between)
Me: No maybe your phone is just showing the wrong name.
Cust: But [Random name] told me is possible.
Me: No. Slovakia is way to distant! That's just physically impossible madam!
Cust: Come on everything can happen in this world!
Me: In that case madam i suggest you to call the Royal Swedish Academy and reclaim the Nobel prize that you deserve.

I just answered a phone call!

My work train me to discover all the subtle lies the customers in good faith give me...

What is mine is yours

Cust: But if someone else buy this phone, is it mine?
Me: Only if you are extra nice to them 

Each week is too much

Me: If you have 10€ the 1st of the month, and each week you spend 2€ how much money do you have at the end of the month?
Cust: 10!!! (Happy like a kid!)