Customer: But if you fix my phone do i have to pay you?
Friday, 16 October 2015
Thursday, 15 October 2015
Chinese people are all the same
Chinese customer enter
She: My Friend choose a good offer i want it too.
Me: What's the name of your friend?
She: I don't remeber, all this chinese name are all the same Jin Zin Chang, i recognize only the faces of them
She: My Friend choose a good offer i want it too.
Me: What's the name of your friend?
She: I don't remeber, all this chinese name are all the same Jin Zin Chang, i recognize only the faces of them
Friday, 29 May 2015
But i have 5€!
Cust: I have 5€!!!
Me: What can i do about it?
Cust: It cost too much!
Me: What?
Cust: My option it cost 14€!
Me: Yes you have that plan for the last year..
Cust: But 5 minutes ago my phone fall on the floor!
Me: I think you will be fine!
Me: What can i do about it?
Cust: It cost too much!
Me: What?
Cust: My option it cost 14€!
Me: Yes you have that plan for the last year..
Cust: But 5 minutes ago my phone fall on the floor!
Me: I think you will be fine!
Tuesday, 3 March 2015
Master of the keys!
Customer: I want to buy a tablet but i want to see how i can check my bank balance from it!
Me: Well of course, you just need to go to your bank website and then insert your credentials
Customer: But can you show me now?
Me: Well ok, do you have your credentials?
Customer: No, i want you to give me everything!
Me: Madam i don't have the credentials to your bank account...
Customer: Then why did you told me i could do it? it was a LIE!!
Me: Well of course, you just need to go to your bank website and then insert your credentials
Customer: But can you show me now?
Me: Well ok, do you have your credentials?
Customer: No, i want you to give me everything!
Me: Madam i don't have the credentials to your bank account...
Customer: Then why did you told me i could do it? it was a LIE!!
Saturday, 28 February 2015
The Invisible Ink
Customer: What is my Password of my iPad?
Me: I don't know madam, maybe you wrote it on a piece of paper?
Customer: Yes!
Me: But this is a white piece of paper with just your your name...
Customer: But is what i put in my iPad box!
Me: But your password isn't written here...
Customer: Why isn't written?
Me: I don't know madam, maybe you wrote it on a piece of paper?
Customer: Yes!
Me: But this is a white piece of paper with just your your name...
Customer: But is what i put in my iPad box!
Me: But your password isn't written here...
Customer: Why isn't written?
Friday, 27 February 2015
Nobody answer me!
Customer: I call the customer service and no one is answering!
Me: Strange.. let's call together... Dial 177 and put it in Loudspeaker
Phone: Press 1 For your Balance, Press 2 to talk with customer service .. Press..
Me: Ok let's press 2!
Customer press the red button to terminate the phone call instead..
Customer: See? No one answer me!
Me: Strange.. let's call together... Dial 177 and put it in Loudspeaker
Phone: Press 1 For your Balance, Press 2 to talk with customer service .. Press..
Me: Ok let's press 2!
Customer press the red button to terminate the phone call instead..
Customer: See? No one answer me!
Thursday, 26 February 2015
Into the Wild
Customer: I'm going on holiday to the Mauritius Islands
Me: Lucky you, hope you will have a great Holiday!
Customer: But how much will it cost to call from there?
Me: Very remote island, very expensive calls, it will be around 3€/minute
Customer (Talking to the Partner): Ah no, if is going to be so expensive calling i don't want to go there on holiday!
Me: Lucky you, hope you will have a great Holiday!
Customer: But how much will it cost to call from there?
Me: Very remote island, very expensive calls, it will be around 3€/minute
Customer (Talking to the Partner): Ah no, if is going to be so expensive calling i don't want to go there on holiday!
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