Why don't i have email

Customer: This phone doesn't work! I can't see my mail!
Me: Why sir?
Customer: See? I press the gmail icon but i don't see any email!
Me: But do you have any email?
Customer: I don't know!
(Of course the solution was simply that he don't have any email!)

I don't want to move my finger

Customer: I bought a new phone and facebook isn't working!
Me: No Madam you are pressing the red Tango icon not the blue facebook!
Customer: But i want facebook!
Me: Then press the blue icon
(Customer keep pressing the red tango icon)
Customer: See??
Me: Madam why did u press again the wrong icon?
Customer: because is what i have under my finger!

Future is Yesterday!

Custmer: Why did I paid the monthly bill in advance? (Showing me a January Bill) Me: But what is written in the bill as paying date? Customer: February! Me: So how is February in Advance compared to January?

I forgot what i forgot

Cust: I forgot my password! can you recover i for me?
Me: yes, you password of what?
Cust: Oh but i don't know!

What do you mean is not prepaid?

Cust: Can i recharge this number 333XXXX ?
Me: No sir this is a contract, not a prepaid.
Custumer look at me with an empty face like i told a child Santa doesnt' exist
Cust: What do you mean is not a prepaid card?
Me: You pay after you make the call, instead to pay first.
Again empty face like a kindgarden child in front of Einstain equations..
Cust: Is it possible??

The lost Bank

Cust: I don't have service! But i lost my Bank Account!
Me: You mean you lost your Account Number?
Cust: No no i lost my Bank Account!
Me: You lost your bank?
Cust; Yes!
Me: Sir your bank is the "Italian PostOffice Bank", you can't loose it..
Cust: But my internet doesn't work!
Me: Still you bank does exist, go there and ask about your account..

santa come for your signal

Customer: Since my neighbor put his Christmas light on his balcony i no longer have signal in my phone..