Happy Birthday to me!

Who ever wish me a day without stupid customers clearly didn't pray enough!

Me: Hello do you need to top up your phone? (for prepaid customers)
Cust: No! I need Internet! (with an upset voice)
Me: You want a new connection?
Cust: NO! i want it on my phone! (with more upset voice)
Me: It doesn't work?
Cust: NO i said! (Angry already)
Me: But do you have credit in your phone?
Cust: NO!!!!
Me: then you need to recharge your phone!
Cust: Really?? (Incredulous)