Why connect?

Cust: But why do I have to press "connect" to connect to internet?
Me: Evil computer!

In cards i trust all other are liers!

Cust: You lied to me! The phone you sold me yesterday is used and already full of virus!
Me: Why do you say so? The phone i sold you was fresh from the box.
Cust: I don't care what you say! I downloaded this app "Sexy Texas Hold Them Poker" and it say i have over 3000 virus already!

Someone just want to complain..

Customer enter with a phone bought somewhere else
Cust: How does this promotion works?
Me: X (long list of details)
Cust: I thought it was like that but then at Mediamarket they promise me it was going to be Y (MUCH better offer!) but now i realize that it was X all the way!
Me: If it looks too good to be true..
Cust: But i want Y!
Me: Then why the hell are you coming to me? I never promise you anything!
Cust: because they don't want to listen to my complain!
Me: Goodbye!

Breaking the rules is a god damn right!

Cust: I always menage to break this rule and now suddenly they stop me! it's unfair!